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The Final Countdown Variety Show–Saturday Nights at 11pm–Cornservatory Theatre–4210 N. Lincoln

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Final Countdown Lineup- 07/05

July 2nd, 2008 · No Comments

Hey everyone,
Here’s this weeks wicked cool Final Countdown lineup.

Mike Lebovitz- standup
Soren Davis- accoustic rock
Ryan Budds- standup
The Great Sandini- magician
Animated Individuals- hip hop

Cornservatory Theatre- 4210 N. Lincoln Ave
July 5th, 11pm, $8, BYOB

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Final Countdown Lineup- 06-28

June 24th, 2008 · No Comments

Hey everyone,
Here’s this weeks wicked cool Final Countdown lineup.

Bryan Berrey-standup
Think Tank- sketch
Adam Kozlowski- ukulele
Mike Schmack- standup
John Sturk- magician

Cornservatory Theatre- 4210 N. Lincoln Ave
June 28th, 11pm, $8, BYOB

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The Final Countdown Lineup- 06/21

June 16th, 2008 · No Comments

Hey everyone,
Here’s this week’s crazy-cool Final Countdown lineup.

Paul Siggy- Standup
Kelly Ruth- Accoustic Folk Jazz
James Maddex- Magician
Nick Garcia- Standup
Exclamaquest- Improv
Jay McKinney- Standup

Cornservatory Theatre- 4210 N. Lincoln Ave
June 21st, 11pm, $8, BYOB

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The Final Countdown Lineup- 06/14

June 9th, 2008 · No Comments

Hey everyone,
Here’s this week’s groovy ass lineup.

Lee Kepraios- Standup
Fried Green Durbins- Sketch
Captain Lucid- Accoustic Rock
Cindy Cornelsen- Standup
Low Carb Comedy- Videos
Brad French- Juggler
Cartoons By Matt- Politcal Cartoons

Cornservatory Theatre- 4210 N. Lincoln
Saturday June 14th, 11pm, $8, BYOB

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Video from 05/31 will be posted next week…

June 2nd, 2008 · No Comments

Some technical difficulties. Be patient friends. Clips of the final Final Countdown of May will be posted next week.

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The Final Countdown Lineup- 06/07

June 2nd, 2008 · No Comments

Hey everyone,
Here’s this weeks crazy awesome lineup.

Lee Kepraios- standup
Jennifer & Randy- accoustic rock
Julianna Forlano- standup
The Tony Randall Show- improv
Adam Kozlowski- ukulele

Cornservatory Theatre 4210 N. Lincoln
June 7th, 11pm, $8, BYOB

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Live At The Final Countdown– Us!!!

May 27th, 2008 · No Comments

From Saturday’s Final Countdown… Matt demonstrates his newly learned skills as a hypnotist.

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Live At The Final Countdown– Lauren Maul

May 27th, 2008 · No Comments

Performing again the Final Countdown is our friend and fellow Nebraskan, Miss Lauren Maul.

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Live At The Final Countdown– Chad Briggs

May 27th, 2008 · No Comments

From Saturday’s Final Countdown, here is the hysterical Mr. Chad Briggs.

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Live At The Final Countdown– Exclamaquest!?

May 27th, 2008 · No Comments

Here from the 05/24/08 Final Countdown, straight from the South Siiiiiiiide… the awesome improv of Exclamaquest!?.

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Live At The Final Countdown– Sam Brown

May 27th, 2008 · No Comments

From Saturday’s Final Countdown, here is our friend, the very funny Sam Brown.

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Final Countdown Lineup- 05/31/08

May 27th, 2008 · No Comments

Howdy everyone. Here’s this weeks super sweet lineup.

Andrew DeWitt- Standup
The Puterbaugh Sisters- Sketch
Flying Cat Circus- Fire Eating
Anthony Sarfino- Standup
Animated Individuals- Hip Hop
Jay McKinney- Standup
Cartoons by Matt- Political Cartoons

Cornservatory Theatre- 4210 N. Lincoln
May 31st, 11pm, $8, BYOB

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Live At The Final Countdown– Us!

May 20th, 2008 · No Comments

From Saturday’s show, Jay, Tim & Matt perform as sketch called “Cash Cab” based on the show… “Cash Cab”.

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Live At The Final Countdown– James Fritz

May 20th, 2008 · No Comments

From Saturday’s Final Countdown, here is insanely funny James Fritz.

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Live At The Final Countdown– The Ellie Maybe Experence

May 20th, 2008 · No Comments

Our friends Ellie and Vee, from the Ellie Maybe Experence, were joined onstage by two little buddies. Enjoy “The Clap”.

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Live At The Final Countdown– Paul Siggy

May 20th, 2008 · No Comments

From Saturday’s Final Countdown, here’s our friend, the hysterical Mr. Paul Siggy.

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The Final Countdown Lineup- 05/24/08

May 19th, 2008 · No Comments

Hey everyone,
Here’s this weeks ass kicking lineup.

Chad Briggs- Standup
Criss Cross Circus- Circus From Massachusetts!
Lauren Maul- Musical Comedy
Sam Brown- Standup
Exclamiquest- Improv
Cartoons by Matt- Political Cartoons

Cornservatory Theatre- 4210 N. Lincoln
May 24th, $8, 11pm, BYOB

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Live At The Final Countdown– Carrie Callahan

May 12th, 2008 · No Comments

Here from Saturday’s show is the amazingly funny Carrie Callahan.
She won the award for Breakout Performer of 2008 at the Chicago Comedy Awards. Check out why.

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Live At The Final Countdown– Us!!!

May 12th, 2008 · No Comments

Since this was kind of a reunion show, we dusted off a couple of old scenes from the O.C.Y.C. days. This is one of them. It’s called WuWu.

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Live At The Final Countdown– Pistol Whipped

May 12th, 2008 · No Comments

This past Saturday was great. Tim, James & Matt got to perform with our old friends, John & Laurie from Pistol Whipped. (Sorry Shelley. No drums. Damn Dirty Yuppies.)
We used to do loft shows together in a magical time known as the late 90’s. Here’s a couple of songs.
(Oh, and watch for John laughing during “Plains of Nebraska”. It’s because he’s just spotted Tim backstage wearing nothing but whitey tighties.)
Summer Drive

Plains of Nebraska

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Live At The Final Countdown– Robert Buscemi

May 12th, 2008 · No Comments

Robert Buscemi returned to the Final Countdown this past weekend, and was fucking hysterical.
Here. See for yourself.

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Live At The Final Countdown– House And Bird

May 12th, 2008 · No Comments

Here, from the 05/03 Final Countdown, is the really cool accoustic/folk/noir duo… House And Bird.

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Live At The Final Countdown– Tim Grimes

May 12th, 2008 · No Comments

Here, the Accountants’ own Tim Grimes describes his day working for the Apartment People.

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Live At The Final Countdown– Cowboy Don

May 12th, 2008 · No Comments

From the 05/03/08 Final Countdown… here is the hysterical sketch duo, Cowboy Don.

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Live At The Final Countdown– Mike Cody

May 12th, 2008 · No Comments

The very funny Mike Cody is moving to Minneapolis shortly.
We’re glad he got to perform with us again before he broke Chicago’s heart by leaving.

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Live At The Final Countdown–The Amazing Bibik

May 12th, 2008 · No Comments

We’ve cleared up our technical issues, and are finally getting to post from the 05/03 show…
Here’s our friend, magician Jeff Bibik.
Now we’ve actually posted this trick once before, but, this is actually a much better angle, and it’s really freaky.
Watch the Spiral!!!!

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The Final Countdown Lineup– 05/17/08

May 12th, 2008 · No Comments

Hey everyone,
Here is this weeks super fly Final Countdown lineup.

James Fritz-standup
The Ellie Maybe Experience- unplugged rock
Armchair Showcase-improv
Paul Siggy-standup
The Great Sandini-magician
Jay McKinney-standup
Cartoons by Matt-politcal cartoons

Cornservatory Theatre- 4210 N. Lincoln
May 17th, 11pm, $8, BYOB

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The Final Countdown Lineup- 05/10

May 5th, 2008 · No Comments

Hey everyone,
We’re very excited about this week’s show. Most especially because we’re doing a show again with our friends John & Laurie from Pistol Whipped. But, top to bottom, this is an awesome lineup.

Robert Buchemi- Standup
John & Laurie From Pistol Whipped- Unplugged Rock
Gorgeous Julio- Improv
Carrie Callahan- Standup
Brad French- Juggler
Cartoons By Matt- Political Cartoons

Cornservatory Theatre- 4210 N. Lincoln
May 10th, 11pm, $8, BYOB

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Video From The 05/03 Show…

May 5th, 2008 · No Comments

…will be posted later in the week.
Sorry, folks, technical difficulties.

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The Final Countdown Lineup- 05/03/08

April 28th, 2008 · No Comments

Hey everybody,
Here is the lineup for this week’s Final Countdown.

Mike Cody- standup
House & Bird- folk noir duo
Cowboy Don- sketch
Bryan Berrey- standup
Jeff Bibik- magician
Cartoons By Matt- political cartoons

Cornservatory Theatre- 4210 N. Lincoln
May 3rd, 11pm, $8, BYOB

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